Surely, accidentally-on-purpose triggering a world war (hypothetically speaking) makes him a total shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize?

Trump says Venezuela will be 'turning over' up to 50 million barrels of oil to US

"This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States!"

Venezuela, you will become rich! But first, buy me some gift cards.

I am assuming the person who said a group of thieves needed their hands removed (after stealing an elderly lady's purse in a distraction theft) is the same person who worries about sharia law coming to the UK.